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Saturday 13 March 2010

top 8 worst haircuts

The problem with fashion is, you realize that you look like an idiot in hindsight. It happens to the best of us. Sometimes you go to the hairdressers and ask little trim and overlay, but you end up with the permed mullet. We have found the 8 best haircuts to ask when you try a new look.
The Mohican


Also called "The War Cut", the Mohican what happens when you shave both sides of your head, leaving a strip of hair in the middle. It was intended to intimidate. It's not. Punks used in the early 80s, and Mr. T wearing one. Are you sure you want one?
The Pony Tail


This style is much worse on men than women. So do not panic if you are a woman and have a ponytail. Historically, the ponytail has been worn by housewives, but not to go out in public. The hairstyle is required with European armies until the early 1800s. Bravo to the British army for being the first to do without. Unfortunately for us, Steven Seagal single-handedly revived the style.
The Bowl Cut


Different countries give the name of a different hairstyle. But it is quite simple. Take a bowl, put it on your head, and eliminate what you can. Historically, the haircut was popular among those who could not afford a professional hairdresser. Not a good idea, just shave off if the credit crunch hurt your wallet.
The Beehive


What do you look like if you put a hive on top of your head? Also known as the B-52 for its resemblance to the nose of a bomber B-52 Stratofortress, women experiencing hives since the 1950s. The hive may be cited as the source of the hair roots in large following decades. Unfortunately, Amy Winehouse is doing its best to make this look back.
The Combover


Sometimes, a haircut is not just a hairstyle. Mentioned in Japan as a "style bar code" because of similarities between the streaks caused by the comb and bar codes on products. Basically, the comb is what happens when you cover the top of your head long hair on the side of your head. It is designed to conceal baldness. Listen, do not even attempt it.
The Flattop


The flat top is when the hair on top of your head is completely flat. It is one of the haircuts more expensive to maintain. A carrier has to get the flattop haircut to once a week. The haircut is popular with American military officers and law enforcement. The flattop is versatile and can be combined with most haircuts in this list. One of the most popular variations is the "Duck's Ass".
The Mullet


Also known as Cup of Hockey, and not to be confused with the rat tail, the mullet is short in front, top and sides ... but long in the back. Ancient fishermen used the mullet to keep their necks warm (what's wrong with a scarf?). Despite being one of the worst haircuts in the universe, the mullet is growing in strength in many parts of Central America and Hoxton, London. Modern technologies such as Polaroid cameras will ensure you never forget your terrible mullet. Avoid.
The Permanent Wave


The permanent wave, permanent alias seems to be a good idea for many men and women. Why? Well, curly hair seemed more attractive at the time. Although we would love to blame the rock bands of the 80 stage, the real culprit was Marcel Grateau. It triggered a thermal method practices in 1872. Although his intentions were pure, hairdressers should have been warned that with great power comes great responsibility.

Think we missed something? Let us know in the comments below.

1 comments:

Anonymous said...

Your english is shocking.

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